A photo of the Washington Nationals Stadium.
credit: Photo by JD Mathewson

Glomerula

Glyphoma

Glyburide

Gymnura

Giardisis

All ailments or sound-alikes;

What ails you?

If a billion dollar buffoon

strands your ducats at the “sands;”

Are you sick at heart?

Time for a fresh start.

I dedicate this poem to our formerly struggling Washington Nationals.